I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track. - Bill Watterson. View more images...
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Bill Watterson. View more images...
I'M SIGNIFICANT! screamed the dust speck. - Bill Watterson. View more images...
Things are never quite as scary when you have a best friend. - Bill Watterson. View more images...
I say, when life gives you a lemon, wing it right back and add some lemons of your own! - Bill Watterson. View more images...
A box of new crayons! Now they're all pointy, lined up in order, bright and perfect. Soon they'll be a bunch of ground down, rounded, indistinguishable stumps, missing their wrappers and smudged with other colors. Sometimes life seems unbearably tragic. - Bill Watterson. View more images...
I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night. - Bill Watterson. View more images...
I say, if your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life. - Bill Watterson. View more images...