I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. - Douglas Noel Adams. View more images...

Funny how just when you think life can't possibly get any worse it suddenly does. - Douglas Noel Adams. View more images...

If you don't change your beliefs, your life will be like this forever. Is that good news? - Douglas Noel Adams. View more images...

You live and learn. At any rate, you live. - Douglas Noel Adams. View more images...