Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock. - John Barrymore . View more images...

America is the country where you buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one dollar, and use it up in two weeks. - John Barrymore. View more images...

Paper napkins never return from a laundry - nor love from a trip to the law courts - John Barrymore. View more images...

The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time. - John Barrymore. View more images...