Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power. - P. J. O'Rourke. View more images...

Family love is messy, clinging, and of an annoying and repetitive pattern, like bad wallpaper. - P. J. O'Rourke. View more images...