Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley. View more images...

For a nation which has an almost evil reputation for bustle, bustle, bustle, and rush, rush, rush, we spend an enormous amount of time standing around in line in front of windows, just waiting. - Benchley -- or Else! - Robert Benchley. View more images...

It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by then I was too famous. - Robert Benchley. View more images...