Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights! - Robert Orben. View more images...

Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards. - Robert Orben. View more images...

There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the losers. - Robert Orben. View more images...

Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down. - Robert Orben. View more images...

Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success. - Robert Orben. View more images...

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success. - Robert Orben. View more images...