Life is just a bowl of pits. - Rodney Dangerfield. View more images...

Life is just a bowl of pits. - Rodney Dangerfield. View more images...

I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table. - Rodney Dangerfield. View more images...

You take care and I hope I'll run into you - when I'm driving. - Rodney Dangerfield. View more images...

I'm at an age where I think more about food than I do about sex. Last week I put a mirror over my dining room table. - Rodney Dangerfield. View more images...

My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield. View more images...