I have an existential map; it has you are here written all over it. - Steven Wright. View more images...

Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say 'What are you doing here? You haven't worked a day in your life!' - Steven Wright. View more images...

If God dropped acid, would he see people? - Steven Wright. View more images...