Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - W. C. Fields. View more images...

Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life. - W. C. Fields. View more images...

I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday. - W. C. Fields. View more images...

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty. - W. C. Fields. View more images...

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it. - W. C. Fields. View more images...

Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. - W. C. Fields. View more images...