The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while. -Groucho Marx. - Groucho Marx. View more images...

You're the reason our kids are so ugly. - Groucho Marx. View more images...

I've had a wonderful evening - but this wasn't it. - Groucho Marx. View more images...

He's a male chauvinistic piglet. - Groucho Marx. View more images...

She's afraid that if she leaves, she'll become the life of the party - Groucho Marx. View more images...

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - Groucho Marx. View more images...

I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it! - Groucho Marx. View more images...

Gentlemen, Chicolini here may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you, he really is an idiot. - Groucho Marx. View more images...

Do you suppose I could buy back my introduction to you? - Groucho Marx. View more images...

I could dance with you until the cows come home... on second thoughts, I'll dance with the cows and you go home. - Groucho Marx. View more images...

Gerald Ford was unknown throughout America. Now he's unknown throughout the world. - Groucho Marx. View more images...