Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope. - Josh Billings. View more images...
My advice to those who are about to begin, in earnest, the journey of life, is to take their heart in one hand and a club in the other. - Josh Billings. View more images...
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings. View more images...
The man whose only pleasure in life is making money, weighs less on the moral scale than an angleworm. - Josh Billings. View more images...
Love looks through a telescope; envy through a microscope. - Josh Billings. View more images...
I never question a success, any more than I do the right of a bulldog to lie in his own gateway. - Josh Billings. View more images...
Love iz like the meazles; we kant have it bad but onst, and the later in life we have it the tuffer it goes with us - Josh Billings. View more images...
Love is said to be blind, but I know some fellows in love who can see twice as much in their sweethearts as I do. - Josh Billings. View more images...
Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings. View more images...
Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well. - Josh Billings. View more images...
Love iz like the meazles; we kant have it bad but onst, and the later in life we have it the tuffer it goes with us - Josh Billings. View more images...
Life is short, but it's long enough to ruin any man who wants to be ruined. - Josh Billings. View more images...
As long as we are lucky we attribute it to our smartness; our bad luck we give the gods credit for. - Josh Billings. View more images...
Life is a grindstone, and whether it grinds a man down or polishes him up depends on the stuff he's made of - Josh Billings. View more images...
I have lived in this world just long enough to look carefully the second time into things that I am most certain of the first time. - Josh Billings. View more images...